Shouldn’t I Get Some Royalties Here?

I swear on my sainted mother’s grave, I did NOT see the following photos and links before I wrote my last post, “Will Barbie Have Hot Flashes Now?”. Someone at Mattel has clearly been performing thought-theft on me since I was a child without my knowledge. Or, to put it in a less sinister light, […]

Will Barbie Have Hot Flashes Now?

Swear to God, this Barbie looks like me about 30 years ago. I’m a little older than Barbie, but not much. And let’s face it: when you turn 50, like Barbie does on March 9th, a few years more or less doesn’t make as much difference anymore. So, for the sake of this post, we’ll […]